Wer wer wer, what we have here? If it isn’t a whiteu boyuu.

$WMAF the first of It’s name, best thing since rice met soy sauce. You got yellow fever? You want to dip your sausage into that mayo? You HODL, we give you an Asian wife. It’s an ancient tradition, a transaction as old as the time when Hjør Fleinson Hálfsson banged a Mongolian princess. That’s right, we did it back then and we’re doing it now.

She’ll cook, clean and be a completely controlling crazy bitch. But that’s what you want, because nobody else ever loved you that way. Your friends will hate you, white women will hate you and especially Asian men will hate you. But so what? Long gone are the days of looking at charts in the dank basement hoping for a moonshot. Why settle for that, when you could be giving backshots?